I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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