During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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