I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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