? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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