i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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