I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
