Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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