god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
there is glitter all over my balls
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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