That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
how does that bad decision feel?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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