at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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