Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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