I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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