On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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