She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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