Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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