In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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