yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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