dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
We need a shit load of segways right now
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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