"it" just moved
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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