There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
