So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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