Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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