honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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