New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
