'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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