you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
im drinking this country out of the recession.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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