i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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