What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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