This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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