so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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