She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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