No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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