I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
how does that bad decision feel?
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