4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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