Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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