Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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