Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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