Say something about gay babies.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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