Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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