but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
