Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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