So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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