I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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