508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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