i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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