People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
