Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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