I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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