Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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