she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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