I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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