how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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