i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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