in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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