okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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