Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Everything about him screamed your future.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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