what if I'm pregnant?
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If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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