We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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